Legal
Terms of Service
1. Adults only
This site offers fictional audio drama created for adults. You must be at least 18 years old — or the age of majority in your jurisdiction — to use this site. By using it, you confirm that you meet that requirement.
2. Fiction
Every story, character and voice you hear is fictional. Nothing here depicts real people or real events, and nothing here is advice of any kind.
3. Membership and billing
Full access is granted through a membership on Patreon. We do not process payments: billing, prices, cancellations and refunds are handled entirely by Patreon under Patreon’s own terms. Your access tier on this site mirrors the tier you hold on Patreon; if you cancel there, your unlocks here end when the membership lapses.
4. What you may do
- Listen to anything your tier unlocks, personally, as often as you like.
- Enjoy the free previews — no account needed.
5. What you may not do
- Redistribute, re-upload, share or resell audio or text from this site.
- Circumvent or attempt to circumvent membership access controls.
- Use automated tools to scrape the catalog or media.
- Use the site for any unlawful purpose.
6. Ownership
All stories, audio, artwork and branding on this site are owned by the operator and protected by copyright. A membership is a license to listen — it does not transfer ownership of anything.
7. Availability
The site and catalog are provided “as is”. Stories may be edited or withdrawn, and features may change. We aim for a new release every week but do not guarantee an uninterrupted service.
8. Termination
Access may be suspended or ended for abuse of these terms — for example, sharing paywalled audio or attacking the service. Cancelling your Patreon membership ends future billing and, when the period you paid for lapses, access to paid content.
9. Changes
These terms may be updated; the current version always lives on this page. Continued use after an update means you accept it. Questions? See the contact page.